Headcanons and Fan Theories, or Somehow the Most Despised Things in Fandom
Chapter One: Samus Aran is a Transgender Woman. Deal With It. People don't like headcanons for some reason. People like fan theories, but they don't like headcanons. "But wait!" you may shout as you emerge from your birdbath of Mountain Dew Baja Blast (TM), "Headcanons are the same as fan theories! 'Headcanon' is just a more personalized approach to them!" Well, you're right - headcanons are fan theories tailor-made for you - but the Internet has collectively decided that headcanons are worse than fan theories. Entertaining the incredibly niche possibility that the buff space bounty hunter woman from Metroid 's "newhalf" nature might not just refer to her unique mix of Chozo and human DNA but also her gender identity is somehow worse than those theories that propose that all the kids in Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy were dead this entire time and that Peach Creek is merely a purgatory that happens to resemble an incom...